Of birds‚ bees and mathematics (ADAM ROSENBLATT)

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At first a story for my readers about a 15 year old student confused living in Nepal Kathmandu and frustrated by his math classes which he had to learn off by heart. I took it upon myself to enlighten him about the meaning of the square root of minus 1. I asked him if he has a girl friend and he keeps her happy and contented, he blushingly replied yes.




I asked him to multiply his girl friend by the root of minus one as he moves his esteemed crown jewel in and out. I told him she will rotate 90 degrees so that he can discover through the window that her parents are sleeping and that everything is safe. Eureka he had discovered the real meaning of life and the meaning of absolute truth so hated by the holy Roman Catholic imperial fascist empire.

I also reminded him about the property of magnets that can attract and repel each other just like humans. I also warned him if he was not mindful as ordained by the Lord Siddharta Buddha in 9 months a baby would appear. He paled a lot at this revelation of what vectors of force can do.




It is the same in the cosmos and our present universe as matter and energy are always f****** each other and creating baby galaxies via orgasmic stars and quasars and the gigantic scale of vibrational temperatures from absolute zero to superman Frankenstein levels of heat and blinding light and gamma rays.




Like everything else we have to accept the properties of matter and energy which all coexist in the real world. Just a small list to entertain my readers. For example an infinity of big bangs and universes within eternity. Vectors and forces created by all things that rotate and move such as gyroscopes centrifugal and centripetal. The properties of the micro and macro cosmos from nanotechnology and subatomic particles to gigantic gallaxies and supernovae explosions and winds and that the cosmos is without an edge or border in infinite time that always flows forewards and never backwards.




In a grand unified theory of course there are that rare breed the jokers or whistleblowers as symbolised in the movie the Dark Knight. All mad anarchists that play evil and good against each other helter skelter and have an infinite understanding of human nature. Most of us of course are victims and ignorant just like Verdis Pagliacci whose daughter was seduced and raped by the king and his courtiers.

Reality is mercillous and cruel and studded with crocodiles and cobras. They are adult greedy anarchic children and very dangerous and call themselves politicians and business men. The great Karl Marx understood this all very well and created his concept of dialectical materialism, which included Hegels synthesis anti synthesis and resynthesis a modern updating of Buddhas understanding of the lotus which recreates itself every few days from the filth and dirt of existence which is a property of that miracle mollecule called water. We all carry the genes of every specie from the beginning? of time.




This penultimate of commentaries is the answer to Einstein’s failed attempt to find a grand unified theory to cover everything that exists including big bangs, black holes and crunches and aphrodite life and death and the Eros and Thanatos of Freud unto eternity.

Unfortunately and sadly Einstein crumpled into a creationist when asked by a confused student what is beyond the big bang. Ruefully he jumped the gun of reality and said the face of god. We finite mortals are all made of star dust and infinite time has created a living computer called the human brain with its 96 million plus neurones that is so self aware that our specie homo sapiens has displaced all the gods of history. Einstein the greatest of geniuses actually uncovered the cosmic secret E=MC2 and M=E/C2 and a general theory of relativity which gave the human specie a key to understanding creation and the cosmos.




Carl Sagan failed dismally in his search for Seti as he could not comprehend in his heart of hearts the significance of millions of light years and the reality that there are probably an infinite number of self aware living creatures over eternal time constantly being recreated with each big bang.




Today’s spherical b******* have so many new gadgets and toys to play with that we can now see and understand our own universe embraced by the cosmos and in living colour 3D can see it all within our lifetime. In this grand unified theory must be included the genius of a Dr Willhelm Reich (he worked with Sigmund Freud in prenazi Germany ) who created 3 masterworks burnt by the Nazis and Christians. It applies to all of us. A theory of orgasm, the mass psychology of fascism and listen little man, it is the genius of James Cameron in Avatar that prophecises our future as a doomed specie soon to be replaced by superior specie via genetic splicing.

Hopefully there is the possibility that humans may seed the god mollecule DNA throughout the cosmos but David Suzuki the Canadian ecologist has given up on this matter.




There is one other great mystery that exists in the real world. A microchip of today can be programmed with all the knowledge and information in the greatest of libraries. Yet it does not gain one microgram in weight. Wow. Play a DVD to a primitive savage and he will run around the videoplayer to see where it all comes from and of course create another god to worship. Such is life with all its great mysteries that will never be unravelled just as beauty, ugliness and hate is always in the eye of the beholder and as the Russians say in matters of taste there are no rules or comrades.