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Cohen's tips for Oz leaders
Added At: 2012-05-04 10:54 PM
Last Updated At: 2012-05-04 10:54 PM
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MELBOURNE: Controversial comedian Sacha Baron Cohen recently offered leadership tips to Australian politicians in a bid to promote his upcoming flick The Dictator.
According to news.com.au, the best ones included— Julia Gillard should get a sex change — to a woman. She should surround herself with female virgins.
The cardinal rule of sexual harassment is: don’t abuse boys, they talk; women — they just cry.
Only pay prostitutes with cash. It may be tempting to use a government credit card to get the air-miles but it only leaves a paper trail.
Don’t make jokes about Asian people on morning TV. That only leads to awkward silences.
Do make jokes about Kiwis, for example “Air New Zealand staff will give you happies on the plane.”
If you plan to visit Kim Jong Un, stock up on Tim Tams.
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