Bob calls the law office and says, “I want to talk to my lawyer.”

The receptionist replies, “I’m sorry Bob, but he died last week.”

The next day Bob calls again and asks the same question. The receptionist replies, “Bob, I told you yesterday, he died last week.”

The next day Bob calls for the third time and asks to speak to his lawyer. By this time the receptionist is getting a little annoyed and says, “Bob! I keep telling you, your lawyer died last week. Why do you keep calling?!!”

Bob replies, “Because I just love hearing it!” — Hi Lama