Divorce sees wilting Madge, chirpy Guy

LONDON: Pop superstar Madonna is showing signs of ill health as her divorce proceedings gather speed.

According to thesun.co.uk, Madonna, who is in the midst of a nasty divorce, tried to hide her ill health by wearing large sunglasses and a baseball cap as she left a Kabbalah meeting. She was coughing repeatedly and her veins were standing out.

But her ex-husband Guy Ritchie seems to be doing well. A source on the set of Sherlock Holmes said, “Guy is looking great at the moment. He’s chirpy with everyone and is really powering on with Sherlock Holmes — he is as passionate about his work as ever. You would never know he was going through what seems to be a very bitter divorce. He actually appears to be relieved it is all out in the open.”