A bear went into a bar and ordered a beer. He gave the bartender a twenty-dollar-bill and the bartender went to the other end of the bar to put the money in the cash register. The second bartender whispered to the first, “He’s a bear, what does he know, shortchange him.”

The first bartender brings the bear $10 in change.

A little while later the bartender starts talking to the bear and mentions, “We don’t get many bears in this bar.”

The bear replies, “I’m not surprised, at $10 a beer I sure won’t be back again.”

— Hi Lama