JUST IN JEST

Great one-liners

• Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!

• They said we should

all pay our tax with a smile. I tried, but they wanted cash.

• Don’t marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without… but whatever you do, you’ll regret it later.

• You can’t buy love...

but you pay heavily for it.

• True friends stab you

in the front.

• Forgiveness is giving

up my right to hate you for hurting me.

• Laziness is nothing but the habit to rest before you get tired.

• My wife and I always compromise. I admit

I’m wrong and she agrees with me.

• Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.

• They call our language the mother tongue

because the father

seldom gets to speak.

— Hi Lama