A guy walks in to the barbershop. The barber asks, “What will it be today?”

The guy says, “Well I want it going with my waves on top, faded on one side, plug the other, and just make it all out of shape and messed up.”

The barber says, “Now why in the world do you want your hair cut like that?”

Guy says, “That’s how you

cut it last time”

— Hi Lama!