Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine they lay down for the night, and went to sleep.
Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend. â€œWatson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.â€
Watson replied, â€œI see millions and millions of stars.â€
â€œWhat does that tell you?â€
Watson pondered for a minute. â€œAstronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Historologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?â€
Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke, â€œWatson, you FOOL! Some wiseguy has stolen our tent!â€