As the crowded elevator descended, Mrs Wilson became increasingly furious with her husband, who was obviously delighted to be pressed against a gorgeous blonde.

As the elevator stopped at the main floor, the blonde suddenly whirled, slapped Mr Wilson, and said, “That will teach you to pinch!”

Bewildered, Mr Wilson was halfway to the parking lot with his wife when he choked,

“Honey... I... I... promise.

I didn’t pinch that girl.”

His wife smiled and said consolingly, “Of course you didn’t, sweetheart.

I did.”