Two five-year-old boys are standing at the toilet to pee.
One says, â€œYour thing doesnâ€™t have any skin on it!â€.
â€œIâ€™ve been circumcised,â€ the other replied.
â€œWhatâ€™s that mean?â€
â€œIt means they cut the skin off the end.â€
â€œHow old were you when it was cut off?â€
â€œMy mom said I was two days old.â€
â€œDid it hurt?â€ the kid asked inquiringly.
â€œYou bet it hurt, I didnâ€™t walk for a year!â€