Two five-year-old boys are standing at the toilet to pee.
One says, “Your thing doesn’t have any skin on it!â€.
“I’ve been circumcised,†the other replied.
“What’s that mean?â€
“It means they cut the skin off the end.â€
“How old were you when it was cut off?â€
“My mom said I was two days old.â€
“Did it hurt?†the kid asked inquiringly.
“You bet it hurt, I didn’t walk for a year!â€