JUST IN JEST
It’s great being a guy because
• Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
• You can go to the bathroom without a support group.
• You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
• Wedding plans take care of themselves.
• If someone forgets to invite you to something, s/he can still be your friend.
• If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.
• Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
• You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking: “He must be mad at me.”
• Grey hair and wrinkles only add character.
• You can drop by to see a friend without bringing a gift.
• Your pals will never trap you with: “So, notice anything different?”
• One wallet and one pair of shoes, one colour, all seasons.