It’s great being a guy because

• Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

• You can go to the bathroom without a support group.

• You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

• Wedding plans take care of themselves.

• If someone forgets to invite you to something, s/he can still be your friend.

• If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.

• Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

• You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking: “He must be mad at me.”

• Grey hair and wrinkles only add character.

• You can drop by to see a friend without bringing a gift.

• Your pals will never trap you with: “So, notice anything different?”

• One wallet and one pair of shoes, one colour, all seasons.