An elderly man owned a large farm. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice — picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond as he hadn’t been there for quite some time, and look it over.

On his way he grabbed a large bucket to bring back some fruit.

As he neared the pond, he heard voices and gleeful laughter. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.

He made the women aware of his presence and all of them swam to the deep end of

the pond.

Then one of the young women shouted out to him, “We’re not coming out until you leave!”

The old man frowned, “I didn’t come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked.” Holding the bucket up he said, “I’m here to feed the alligator.”