JUST IN JEST
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her
husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
“What are you doing?”
“Hunting flies,” he responded.
“Oh, killing any?”
“Yep, three males, two females,” he replied.
Intrigued, she asked, “How can you tell them apart?”
He responded, “Easy — three were on a beer can, two were on the phone.”
— Hi Lama