A boy and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town, doing what boys and girls do on back roads some distance from town.
Abruptly, the girl stopped the boy dead in his tracks. â€œI really should have mentioned this earlier, but Iâ€™m actually a hooker and I charge $60 for sex.â€
The boy reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing. After the obligatory cigarette, the boy sat in the driverâ€™s seat, staring out the window. â€œWhy arenâ€™t we going anywhere?â€ asked the girl. â€œWell, I should have mentioned this before, but Iâ€™m actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $65.â€