Collective nouns for doctors

• A spread of gynaecologists

• A buttload of proctologists

• A supporting cast of orthopaedists

• A hive of allergists

• A press of dental hygienists

• A carvery of surgeons

• A golf-cart of private-physicians

• A growth of oncologists

• A vision of optometrists

• An insanity of psychologists

— Hi Lama