JUST IN JEST
David wasn’t feeling well and so he went to the doctor to get a check-up.
After a thorough examination, the doctor said, “Well David, based on my examination, the best thing for you is to cut out all sweets and fatty foods, give up alcohol, and stop smoking.”
“I see,” said David. “Well, to be honest with you Doc, I don’t deserve the best. What’s the second best?”