Mis-Translated International Signs

•Acapulco hotel sign: The manager has personally passed all the water served here.

•Athens, Greece hotel: Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 am daily.

•Austrian hotel catering to skiers: Not to perambulate the corridors in the hours of repose in the boots of ascension.

•Bangkok dry cleaners: Drop your trousers here for best results.

•Bangkok temple: It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner if dressed as a man.

•Belgrade hotel elevator: To move the cabin, push botton for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order.

•Bucharest hotel lobby: The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.

•Budapest zoo: Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty.

•Copenhagen airline ticket office: We take your bags and send them in all directions.

•Czechoslovakian tourist agency: Take one of our horse-driven city tours — we guarantee no miscarriages.