A neatly dressed salesman stopped a man on the street and asked, “Sir, would you like to buy a a bottle of this mouthwash for Rs 2,000?”

Aghast, the man said, “Are you NUTS? That’s robbery!”

The salesman tries again, “Sir, since you are a bit irate. I’ll

sell it to you for half the price at Rs 1,000?”

Again, the man replies bluntly, “You must be crazy.”

The salesman then reaches into his briefcase and pulls out two brownies and begins munching away on one of them. He tells the irate guy, “Please share one of my brownies since I have annoyed you so much.”

Unwrapping the brownie, the guy takes a bite and spits it out snarling,”Hey, this brownie tastes like crap!!!”

“It is,” replies the salesman. “Wanna buy some mouthwash?”