JUST IN JEST
Wife: You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
Husband: You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.
Mary: John says I’m pretty.
Andy says I’m ugly.
What do you think, Peter?
Peter: A bit of both. I think you’re pretty ugly.
Girlfriend: ... and are you sure you love me and no one else?
Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday.
Kissing a woman on her forehead is respect
On her lips is love
On her cheek is heroism
On her neck is lust
But kissing her in front of her husband is ‘Bravery’.