A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question.
The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop window.
For a second everything went quiet, then the driver said, â€œHey man, donâ€™t ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!â€ The passenger apologised and said, â€œI didnâ€™t realise that a little tap would scare you so much.â€ The driver replied, â€œSorry, itâ€™s not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver.. Iâ€™ve been driving a funeral van for the last 25 years.â€ â€” Hi Lama