JUST IN JEST
1.I’m creative — don’t expect me to be neat too!
2.So this isn’t Home Sweet Home... Adjust!
3.Ring Bell for Maid Service... If no answer do it yourself!
4.I clean house every other day.... Today is the other day!
5.I would cook dinner but I can’t find the can opener!
6.My house was clean last week, too bad you missed it!
7.A clean kitchen is the sign of a wasted life.
8.Cook can’t take it anymore!
9.I came, I saw, I decided to order take out.
10.If you don’t like my standards of cooking... lower your standards.