Two women met for the first time since graduating from high school. One asked the other, “You were always so organised in school, did you manage to live a well planned life? “

“ Yes,” said her friend. “My first marriage was to a millionaire; my second marriage was to an actor; my third marriage was to a preacher; and now I’m married to an undertaker.”

She asked, “What do those marriages have to do with a well planned life?”

“One for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go,” the friend repiled.

— Hi Lama