Ten things that you don’t want to hear your doctor say while operating you…

• Has anyone seen my watch?

• Come back with that! Bad Dog!

• Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what’s that?

• Hand me that… uh… thingy over there.

• What do you mean he wasn’t in for a sex change!

• Damn, there go the lights again…

• Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!

• What do you mean, he’s not insured?

• Let’s hurry, I don’t want to miss Bay Watch

• Oops! — Hi Lama