JUST IN JEST: Comeback lines

HE: Hi!didn’t we go on a date once? Or was it twice?

SHE: Must’ve been once. I never make the same mistake twice!!!

HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?

SHE: No, I’d like to have some pleasure too!!!

HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?

SHE: I must’ve been given

your share!!!

HE: Is it hot in here or is it just you?

SHE: It’s hot!!!

HE: I’d go to the ends of the world for you!

SHE: Okay, but would you

stay there?

HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday?

SHE: Sorry! I’m having a headache this weekend!!!