JUST IN JEST: Comeback lines
HE: Hi!didn’t we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE: Must’ve been once. I never make the same mistake twice!!!
HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
SHE: No, I’d like to have some pleasure too!!!
HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must’ve been given
HE: Is it hot in here or is it just you?
SHE: It’s hot!!!
HE: I’d go to the ends of the world for you!
SHE: Okay, but would you
HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry! I’m having a headache this weekend!!!