Lawyers wear law suits.

• Next time you get a lawyer a drink, give him just-ice.

• A lawyer using a facsimile machine must be sure to get his fax straight.

• A lawyer for a church did some cross-examining.

• Does a lawyer representing an angry cow find just cause for sour milk in a dairy case?

• A detective likes to have a brief case.

• The detective who went to investigate a burned down post office figured that it must be blackmail.

• There are many judges who would like to acquit smoking.

• Old judges never die, they just slur their sentences.

• A police dog is often the scenter of a drug arrest.

• If there’s one person you don’t want to interrupt in the middle of a sentence, it’s a judge.