PEOPLESPEAK: Crazy Romeos out to win Juliets’ hearts

Even if it were only for a day, I would live her life so that I can understand her better. What delights her and what troubles her because only when I know all th-at can I make her happy.

— Bibishan Rai

I would call my Rani pretending that I had suffered a serious bike accident on my way to get her a special Valentine gift. I’m certain that she will come to see

me with tears in her eyes. And of course she would get the biggest surprise of her life to find me fit and fine with red rose for her.

— Arjun Giri

It is said that in love there must be spats to make one’s love especial. So the craziest thing I am thinking to do is just be simple, give her a kiss and say “Happy Valentine’s Day” and do whatever she wishes me to do.

— Suniel Raj Dhakal

For Valentine’s Day this year I plan a dinner for my friends along with their better halves and make a video designed to seem like Valentine’s Day documentary so that they can talk about it for years to come.

— Ashok Banjade

I will call my ladylove, fix a date and propose with a red rose. I will ask her if she would be my Valentine forever. If she gives me a positive answer, I will tell her that I love her.

— Sagar Khatri

If I could do the craziest thing for my ladylove, I would take her for a long journey into space.

— Rabindra Shrestha

Being a true lover, I think apart from the material gift, I would change myself, to what my ladylove wants me to be. That could be the biggest surprise and the best gift for my girlfriend on this special day. I believe that love does not seek wealth but a world of wonderful feelings and understanding.

— Ravi Koirala

Our relationship is now crossing its fifth year. During our years together, I have never exaggerated even a single word and never promised to bring down stars and the moon for her. We know each other and are sure about our feelings for each other. I never felt it necessary to fake and please her. However, I have never expressed my love for her in words. And I think it’s the time to say these three words.

— Santosh Adhikari

On this Valentine’s Day, I will knock on his door early in the morning. Half-asleep he will open the door, surprised to see me at his door all dressed in the bridal dress. He will be even more surprised to see my parents smiling behind me, and guess what, his mouth will fall open when he sees his parents standing with us. Everyone will call on him to hurry up to change those pajamas and get into his wedding attire. Then we will go to a temple and get married and live happily ever after. Touch wood.

— Anamika Sharma

Togetherness is a great thing. On this Valentine’s Day, I will spend the entire day with my Prince Charming and feel myself complete with him. We’ll chat a lot, love each other and promise to do the same in future everyday.

— Sangita Maharjan

I would set a date with my love and invite her to dinner with my family. I’d like to confess my feelings for her before my parents so that I can keep her in my heart and hold her in my arms forever.

— Prasun Afreakboy

I don’t believe expensive gifts and beautiful bouquets can win hearts. It is a warm hug, lovely kiss and a vow to remain faithful throughout life, which I wish to give to my Valentine this time.

— Eklaxmi Nepal

I believe that Valentine’s Day should bring together broken hearts and broken relationships. On this Valentine’s Day, I would like to hold my girl in my arms and give her a million kisses. — Chhabilal Chhetri

This very special day would be totally dedicated to my prince. Whatever he asks, I’ll do it and be even ready to compromise anything. I will do everything that my prince asks me to do.

— Binita Dahal

My prince charming has long hair. So I think the craziest thing I would do would be to give him a pair of scissors as V-Day gift, and I’d forcibly give him a haircut.

— Shiva Pandey

Despite her relentless efforts, my Lady Love has not yet been able to get a job in a bank. If I could, I would buy all the shares of all the leading commercial banks and present it to her on this V-Day. Simultaneously, I would ask a team of scientists to develop a love-measuring device so that I can prove how much I love my Valentine.

— Asmit, Handigaon

Bucket full of roses for my lady on this day. My lady likes cakes a lot. So if there is one thing I would like to do for her, that is to sign a contract with one of the best bakeries in Nepal. This way she can have as much cakes and pastries as possible.

— Bigyan

My dream to meet my phone-friend whom I have never met. To meet her would be the craziest thing because we share everything over the phone. We want to meet, but there is a hesitation as we are from different backgrounds.

— Sonam Lama

I’d bring down the moon and all the stars for her. But then what would she do with all those celestial beings?

— Uttam Bhatta, Pokhara

I will take her to a beautiful garden full of blooming flowers. I will kiss her and sleep in her lap the entire day.

— Jackie Mahat

I will make reservations at a restaurant where we met for the first time, make sure the same music is playing in the car like the one on that first day. I’ll buy my sweetheart a heartshaped box of chocolate, and replace one piece of chocolate with an engagement ring. She may be surprised thinking that I’ve gotten her such a lovely gift, but if I can get her to open it, then she will be the one who will be surprised.

— Susz

The craziest thing that I can do for my lady love is offer her the ultimate gift of love. I will make her a Taj Mahal, but I will carve mine out of wood. This magical gift would certainly indicate to my sweetheart that true love is immortal and that will it will last till the end of times.

— Mohan Narshingh Sherstha

I will be not giving any gift for my girl. But the craziest thing to do would be to take her out and buy something in her presence making her think that I am getting something very special for her. And yes I would be waiting for my gift from her side.

— Jims

I will invite her to a candle light dinner far from the crowds and lights of the town. I will take her to a place that is as peaceful as the mountains, wine and dine her, hold her hand, and then softly whisper in her ear, “This is a special day and I want to wish you a Happy Valentine’s Day. Will you be my Valentine?” And if the answer is yes, then everything is okay. But if it is no, then pay the bill and go home on the bus.

— Sushil Sah

She is always telling me that she is pleased to see me with my eyes closed. Whenever I am with her, I close my eyes to make her happy. So, this Valentine’s, if I could I would stop breathing and close my eyes forever to keep her happy forever.

— Amit Singh Ganguly

I will behave like an idiot does when he is in love. I will do anything that makes her laugh. Forget all the bodily harms, and do dangerous stunts like juggling a knife and hurt myself to attract her attention. Sing idiotically and share my love by giving her a

rose but hurt myself with the thorn.

— Gobin Paija

Valentine’s Day is a festival of love. And for me, the greatest icons of love are my parents. So on this Valentine’s Day I would give my prince charming, my dad, and my lady love, my mom, a gentle kiss and would tell them how much I love them, which I have not done in a long time. This might not be the wildest thing to do, but certainly the most appropriate.

— Pallavi Koirala, Maitidevi

My girl keeps complaining that I don’t have as little as a day to spend with her. What I’ve planned would be one of the craziest things one can do. I’ll deliberately meet with a road accident or something, worthy enough to land me in a hospital bed for a week or so. My girl, hopefully, will be at my side from dawn to dusk, excluding the time she’s at work. I think the sight of her being by my side all day is worth getting bruised for.

— Wolff