Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it by killing all those who opposed them.

• If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos... then you probably haven’t completely understood the seriousness of the situation.

• Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job WRONG fourteen times gives you job security.

• Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.

• Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity.

• A person who smiles in the face of adversity... probably has a scapegoat.

• Plagiarism saves time.

• If at first you don’t succeed, try management.

• Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.

• TEAMWORK... means never having to take all the blame yourself.

• The beatings will continue until morale improves.

• Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups.

• We waste time, so you don’t have to.

• Hang in there, retirement is only fifty years away!

• Go the extra mile. It makes your boss look like an incompetent slacker.

• A snooze button is a poor substitute for no alarm clock at all.

• When the going gets tough, the tough take a coffee break.

• INDECISION is the key to FLEXIBILITY.