LILY ALLEN seemed such a down-to-earth girl on a shopping trip to Argos and then Woolies where she picked up a clothes airer.

The image of Lil as an unpampered pop star evaporated, though, with her advert on Facebook for a personal assistant.

She wrote: “Lily is wondering why nobody wants to be her PA. She’s nice really.”

Obviously, Lily needs somebody to do things like buy clothes airers – and stop her airing her dirty laundry on t’internet.