Several weeks ago, the Wall Street Journal ran a front-page story about Dennis Kucinich, the gadfly Ohio congressman who was running a quixotic campaign for the US presidency. The article did not focus on Iraq, or his plans to provide universal healthcare, or his efforts to get Dick Cheney impeached. Nor, for that matter, did it dwell on his presidential campaign. Instead, it exhumed a 25-year-old story that Kucinich may have seen a trio of unidentified flying objects while a guest at Shirley MacLaine’s home in Washington State.

Kucinich, fighting to keep his cash-strapped campaign alive in the New Hampshire primary, would not discuss the incident - presumably because he was more interested in discussing aliens entering the US from Mexico than aliens pouring in from outer space. But the media had no interest in Dennis Kucinich, the Candidate. Their interest was confined to Dennis Kucinich, the Flake.

There was never any chance Kucinich would win his party’s nomination. A six-term congressman from Cleveland, where he once presided as mayor in a term so contentious and wild the mafia put out a contract on him, Kucinich had already run for the White House in 2004. Since critics consider his mayoralty one of the most disastrous ever and since he is twice divorced and pro-abortion, supports same-sex marriages, and favours a ban on handgun sales to civilians, his candidacy was never going to play well in red-state America. Be that as it may, his campaign was a source of frustration to at least one of the

three high-profile attorneys seeking the nomination, because Kucinich kept pulling the conversation leftwards, a direction Hillary Clinton did not want to go.

Though his 2004 candidacy was dismissed by one famous newsman as a “vanity campaign”, Kucinich had a couple of halfway-decent showings in the primaries that year. But this time round he fared so poorly he was barred from the nationally televised debates that have attracted so many viewers in the year of the writers’ strike.Though his candidacy posed a threat to exactly no one, Clinton and John Edwards must have been relieved to see him

excluded from debates, not only because three talking heads is manageable while four creates clutter but because the national Democratic party lives in fear of being perceived as out of step with the Americans. Rust-belt UFO spotters who hang out with Shirley MacLaine and give speeches entitled “Spirit and Stardust” don’t help one bit.

Some of us who are not men of the left are sorry to see Kucinich throw in the towel. This is not only because we believe that the 12% or so of Americans who consider themselves “very liberal” deserve a champion, but because gadflys such as Kucinich and Al Sharpton prevent presidential campaigns from becoming ideologically monochromatic. Nor is it healthy for TV networks to stage-manage democracy. The candidate furthest to the left after Kucinich’s exit, the man who vowed “to give voice to all those whose voices aren’t being heard”, is Edwards — a fabulously wealthy trial lawyer and hedge fund alumnus who lives in a mansion Kublai Khan would find roomy. Now he has dropped out too. Viable leftwing candidates in the US are now spotted less often than UFOs. And creatures in UFOs would have a better chance of getting invited to the debates. — The Guardian