LONDON:

German director Uwe Boll knocked out some of his harshest critics on the boxing ring as revenge for giving harsh reviews to his movies.

According to imdb.com, Boll challenged journalists to a boxing match after they derided his latest movie. He fought five people with fists and one match took place in Spain and others in Canada.

Boll knocked down every one of his opponents. Critic Richard Kyanka said: “I feel great. I feel like a very angry German man punched me in the head repeatedly. He kept saying it was PR stunt and a joke, but then he comes on just ‘murderising’ me. I want to have more kids some day, so I just said, ‘I’m not going to stay in here and keep getting punched in the head.’”

A 17-year-old opponent of Boll said: “I wasn’t a big fan of House Of The Dead or Alone In The Dark, but after what he’s shown me of Seed, I think it’s fantastic.”

Boll said: “See what happens when they take a blow to the head? They like my movies.” — HNS