Wonderful compliments

Dad to Son: When I beat you, how do you control your anger?

Son: I start cleaning the toilet.

Dad: How does that satisfy you?

Son: I clean it with your tooth brush.

A Nobel Award winner dedicated his novel to his wife and wrote: “This book is dedicated to my wife because in her absence I could complete it.”

Think positive... look at the world as a huge chocolate cake. It would not be complete without a few sweets and nuts, sweets like me, and nuts like you!