What town in England makes terrible

sandwiches?

Oldham

What would you call theft in Peking?

A Chinese takeaway

What animals are on legal documents?

Seals!

What kind of hair do oceans have?

Wavy!

Why did the child study in the aeroplane?

He wanted a higher

education!

In the park this morning I was surrounded by Lions!

Lions, in the park?

Well, dandelions!

Why are goldfish red?

The water turns them rusty!

What is the best hand to write with?

Neither — it’s best to write with a pen!

— Hi Lama