This guy walks into a bar, carrying a crocodile and a chicken. He sets them down on the

stool next to him, and says

to the bartender, “I’ll have a Scotch and soda.”

Then the crocodile says, “And I’ll have a Whiskey sour.”

The bartender gasps, “That’s incredible. I’ve never seen a crocodile that could talk!”

The guy says “He can’t. The chicken is a ventriloquist.”

— Hi Lama