A man goes to a psychologist and says, “Doc I got a real problem, I can’t stop thinking about sex.”

The psychologist says, “Well let’s see what we can find out.” He pulls out his ink blots. “What is this a picture of?” he asks.

The man turns the picture upside down then turns it around and states, “That’s a man and a woman on a bed making love.”

The psychologist says, “Very interesting.” And shows the next picture. “And what is this a picture of?”

The man looks and turns it in different directions and says, “That’s a man and a woman on a bed making love.”

The psychologists tries again with the third ink blot, and asks the same question, “What is this a picture of?”

The patient again turns it in all directions and replies, “That’s a man and a woman on a bed making love.”

The psychologist states, “Well, yes, you do seem to be obsessed with sex.”

“Me!?” demands the patient. “You’re the one who keeps showing me the dirty

pictures!” — Hi Lama