JUST IN JEST

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It’s the transition that’s troublesome.

• Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again.

• Complex problems have simple, easy to understand wrong answers.

• It is not exactly cheating, I prefer to consider it creative problem solving.

• Whoever said money can’t buy happiness, didn’t know where to shop.

• Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.

• Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

• Forgive your enemies but remember their names.

• The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.