JUST IN JEST
Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It’s the transition that’s troublesome.
• Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again.
• Complex problems have simple, easy to understand wrong answers.
• It is not exactly cheating, I prefer to consider it creative problem solving.
• Whoever said money can’t buy happiness, didn’t know where to shop.
• Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.
• Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
• Forgive your enemies but remember their names.
• The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.