An old man visits his doctor and the doctor tells him, “I have good news and bad news. Which one do you want first?”

Patient: “Give me the bad news first.”

Doctor: “You have cancer. You have about two years left.”

Patient: “Oh no! That’s awfull! In two years my life will be over! What kind of good news could you probably tell me after this?”

Doctor: “You also have Alzheimer’s. In about three months you are going to forget everything I told you.”

— Hi Lama