JUST IN JEST

Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?

Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?

If you can’t drink and drive, why do you need a driver’s license to buy liquor, and why do bars have parking lots?

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

Why does your nose run and your feet smell?

Why does an alarm clock “go off” when it begins ringing?

Why is it, whether you sit up or sit down, the result is the same?

How do you KNOW it’s new and improved dog food?

Why is abreviation such a long word?