A woman was sleeping in her bed when her husband came crashing through the front door at 3:00 am and woke her up.

He staggered and tried to get up the stairs.

“What are you doing?”

she shouted.

The husband replied, “I’m trying to get a gallon of beer up the stairs.”

“Leave it down there,” she bellowed.

“I cant,” he replied, “I’ve drunk it”. — Hi Lama!