A high school student is in the counsellor’s office.

“So tell me, what things interest you?

“I’d like to cut people open and run my fingers through their liver and heart!” The counsellor chuckles and after a long pause says, “Well, I guess that means you’ll either be a surgeon or psychotic killer. Tell me more about yourself.”

The student pauses for a minute and says, “Well, to start with, I’m never wrong. Other people adore me and do exactly as I say…or if they don’t, they should.” The counselor smiles and says, “Surgeon it is!”

— Hi Lama