JUST IN JEST
A kindergarten kid walked up to his teacher and told her he found a frog.
The teacher asked if the frog was dead or alive.
The little boy replied, “Oh, it’s dead.”
“How do you know it’s dead?” asked the teacher.
“I pissed in its ear.”
“You what?” asked the teacher.
“You know,” said the little boy. “I went to his ear and said, ‘PSST!’ and it didn’t move. So it must be dead.”