An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor who was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100 per cent.
The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, â€œYour hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again.â€
The gentleman replied, â€œOh, I havenâ€™t told my family yet.
I just sit around and listen to the conversations.
Iâ€™ve changed my will three times!â€