JUST IN JEST
My wife came home yesterday and said, “Honey, the car won’t start, but I know what the problem is.”
I asked her what it was and she told me it has water in the carburetor.
I thought for a moment, then said, “You know I don’t mean this badly, but you don’t know the carburetor from the catalytic converter!”
“No, there’s definitely water in the carburetor!” she insisted.
“OK, Honey, that’s fine, I’ll just go take a look. Where is it?”
“In the lake.”