A guy and a girl are having a drink together in a bar. The man raises his glass and says, “Here’s hoping you’re in heaven 10 minutes before the devil knows you’re dead!” “What’s that mean?” asks the girl. “That,” answers her date, “is an authentic Irish toast.” “Oh. Well, here’s to bread, eggs and cinnamon.” What’s that?” asked the guy. The girl says, “That’s French toast.” — Hi Lama