Just in jest

The company president called a meeting of the entire office staff. When all had assembled and come to order, he opened with, “Is there any new business?” The vice-president sobbed, “My wife is leaving me for my former best friend.” The office manager wailed, “My husband took all our money and ran off with the baby sitter!” The personnel director cried, “I’m going to have to file bankruptcy!” An office clerk moaned, “My wife wants to have a seventh baby!” The company president rolled his eyes and said, “What I MEANT was, ‘Is there any new business concerning THIS business!’”

— Hi Lama!