What does your mother do in her spare time?

To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.

Mothers don’t do spare time.

What’s the difference between dads and mums?

Dads are stronger and taller, but mums have the real power cause that’s who you gotta ask if you want to sleep over at your friend’s.

Mums know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.

Mums work at work and work at home, and dads just have to work at work.

What’s the difference between mother and grandmas?

You can always count on grandmothers for candy. Sometimes mums don’t even have bread on them!

About 30 years.

Describe the world’s greatest mother?

She would make broccoli taste like ice cream!

The greatest mother in the world wouldn’t make me kiss my fat aunts!

She’d always be smiling and keep her opinions to herself.

Is there anything about your mother that’s perfect?

Her casserole recipes. But we hate them.

Her teeth are perfect, but she bought them from the dentist.

Just her children