How did God make mothers?

Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.

He made my Mom just the same as he made me. He just used some bigger parts.

• Why did God make mothers?

Think about it, it was the best way to get more people.

Mainly to clean the house.

She’s the only one who knows where to find the scotch tape.

• What kind of little girl was your mother?

I don’t know because I wasn’t there, but my guess would be she was pretty bossy.

They say she used to be nice.

My mother has always been my mother and none of that other stuff.

• What does your mother do in her spare time?

To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.

Mothers don’t do spare time.