A farmer and his wife went to a fair. The farmer was fascinated by the airplanes and asked a pilot how much a ride would cost.
â€œ$10 for 3 minutes,â€ replied the pilot.
â€œThatâ€™s too much,â€ said
The pilot thought for a second and then said, â€œIâ€™ll make you a deal. If you and your wife ride for 3 minutes without uttering a sound, the ride will be free. But if you make a sound, youâ€™ll have to pay $10.â€
The farmer and his wife agreed and went for a wild ride. After they landed, the pilot said to the farmer, â€œI want to congratulate you for not making a sound. You are a brave man.â€
â€œMaybe so,â€ said the farmer, â€œBut I gotta tell ya, I almost screamed when my wife
fell out.â€ â€” Hi Lama