Yoga teacher to a woman: Has yoga any effect over your husbandâ€™s drinking habit?
Woman: Yes, Yes! An amazing effect !! Now he drinks the whole bottle standing upside down over his head.
On the first day of school, a first-grader handed a note from his mother. It read, â€œThe opinions expressed by this child are not necessarily those of his parents.â€
It was the end of the day when I parked my police van in front of the station. As I gathered my equipment, my K-9 partner, Jake, was barking, and I saw a little boy staring in at me. â€œIs that a dog you got back there?â€ he asked. â€œIt sure is,â€ I replied. Puzzled, the boy looked at me and then towards the back of the van. Finally he said,â€ Whatâ€™d he do?â€
A little girl had just finished her first week of school. â€œIâ€™m just wasting my time,â€ she said to her mother. â€œI canâ€™t read, I canâ€™t write and they wonâ€™t let me talk!â€
â€” Hi Lama