Dialogues in not so perfect English

• A class teacher once said, “Pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin!!!’

• A Hindi teacher said, “I am going out of the world to America.”

• “Don’t try to talk in front of my back.”

• “Don’t... laugh at the back benches... otherwise

teeth and all will be

fallen down...”

• On a very hot afternoon, a teacher tried to switch on the fan, but there was some problem. And she wondered, “Why is fan not


• Teacher in a furious mood: “Write down your name

and father of your name!!”

• “Shhh... quiet... the

principal is revolving around college”

• “Tomorrow call your

parents especially mother and father.”

• “Why are you looking at

the monkeys outside when

I am in the class?”

— Hi Lama