Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine.

• A backward poet writes inverse.

• A man’s home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.

• Practice safe eating — always use condiments.

• Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.

• A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

• Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.

• Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.

• Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.

• When two egotists meet, it’s an I for an I.

• A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it is two tired.

• What’s the definition of a will? (It’s a dead giveaway).

• Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

• In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes.

• A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

• If you don’t pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.

• With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.